My Derp - The Impossible Virtual Pet Game Wiki

This is the best game ever! If you could make it so when he gets young adult he doesn’t die so quick? If so then awesome! I loved My Boo! You should add a new evolution after ultra Derp! It could be like mega Derp! Best game I have seen ever! Thanks for making this! You inspired me to Wright a story about this on Notepad! Just you put a lot of effort into this, you added so much detail! Order baby Derp, toddler, kid,tennager Derp,young adult,adult,hunk,ultra Derp and please Mega Derp! Thanks for letting me write this BEST GAME EVER!!!!! Love this game! I know I said that like 5 times. It is so addicting in a good way😃😃😃 Thanks so much for making this kid freindly. All those people kid, adult and teens please know that this is kid friendly no blood but some times throw up but I don’t know if that’s a real thing in this game. There are pimples and explosions when you overfeed him! If your the person that likes killing small things in video games then you will like this game! I know this is the shortest comment I have done! So you beginners let me tell you how to play! So you start out in the loading screen the clock play. Now there is a box above you Derp’ head. Click on your Derp and he will jump. When he jumps he will get a coin and those are helpful in the game! Ok sorry that’s all I could explain I don’t have any more time so thanks for reading byyy!!!

The game is very hard but very fun! Like it says, Impossible pet It’s still very fun but I’m a beginner, so I can’t even get to teen. But I don’t care cuz it’s very fun. But I have a few things to say. First of all, when your derp gets older, every stage gets easier because the derp gets smarter. Next, can the foods that cost more fill up the derp some more? Okay, back to the smart derp part, can the Ultimate Derp swipe at the bugs to make them go away instead of having to buy bug spray? Also, can there be more foods? The healthiest food could cost gems! And instead of taking care of it in a box, can you make it so people can choose a background like they can choose one of their pictures or something? This is my first review, and please choose at least one thing I said. The derp is adorable and this whole game is adorable! And I finally found a game that I can play all the time!

This game is really hard to get to the big derps but is usually very speedy to go through each stage. I would like it if you could name your derps and maybe get coins from playing the game to buy outfits for your derp so it just starts out with the outfit. That would be really cute! I love to play this game as a time passer and is more fun and challenging then a normal virtual pet game. I like how it's not all in your face with adds so you can play the game without having to watch the same add in between each game. There are many strategies to play the game, kind of like a trail and error experience. Really fun! I would recommend this game to anyone who likes a challenge!😉

It is so fun but hard to take care of itBut it’s fun because it’s a challenge I give a five star love it so much and the person who made this game I would like you to do another update where you can dress up your little animalAnd maybe give it a bedtime at 7 o’clock and if you make him stay up late he dies maybe that would be good for update Maybe mini games in The Great game

To get to a high lvl that like you need lots of time (i need one and a half hours!) the stratagem is very easy, you just play normally BUT you feed your derp rotten eggs because for some reason they feed you derp a lot and cost only three. If your derp gets sick then just buy medicine. The reason this stratagem works is because you save a lot of money

This is my 3erd time downloading this game now on my 2nt hand me down phone! My first down load was on my tablet, I play this game a lot! You should even challenge you’re self like starting at low money (buy and use a lot of buckets for no reason)or no medicine challenge! 10/10 game

The game is addicting and really fun! But, I do lose interest in the game after 30 minutes or so. Also, the final stage of the Derp goes on for so long! I think that you should be able to make more Derp stages. It would really keep people’s interest into completing it and would also be a great addition. Also, you should make a game where it is My Derp and then he has a home, you can play games with him, you can play mini games for coins to buy him accessories and hats, and customize your avatar, and go on fashion shows. Other than that, the game is totally perfect, in my opinion. This would be the best game if you could add those features. Thank you.

Great! You made a impossible pet! Good for you! Except you didn't. It took me ten minutes to get to the ultimate derp. Then I got bored and deleted it. Then now, two months later, I redownload it and it's all the same. Boring, boring BORING! You guys need to add like, clothes or something. If you get him a lot of clothes then you can maybe get his needs farther up. But for now, I'm keeping it here, and I want to see an update worth playing for. (Update for my review: the app is great, but still needs tons of work. the game is too repetitive and if you get bored easily I don't recommend it. The app needs new things to do other than watch the Derp die.)

I LOVE this game so much. My whole family used to play it, but after awhile we stopped. I was feeling a little sad lately and remembered this game. I was so excited to play, but as soon as I opened the app, it crashed as soon as I opened the egg. I really want to play this game, and I can see others are having this issue. Can you PLEASE PLEASE fix this bug? It’d make my day if I could play this game again! Love your other games, by the way!

In my derp, on Apple phones right now as of June 2020 you cannot play. It instantly crashes. I’ve noticed this with quite a few of your games, including adventure land one of my favorite games. If you could fix this bug I would get the games and I’m sure many other people would you like these games want too. Great games

Ok so once I downloaded this game I was so excited so I click on it then boom it crashes and takes me to my Home Screen then I tried it again but it still wouldn’t let me play so I turned my phone off and I deleted it the got it again and still it won’t work so please fix that. Ok so this is me after a couple of months and a came across this game again and tried again and it still doesn’t work. I’m not sure if this is happening to other people or it’s just me.

I downloaded it because I was bored, and tried to open it. I look away to the televisión for a second, look back and it’s showing my home screen but has the “Allow notifications for ‘my derp’” blah blah. I was like oh, okay. I click allow, and try to open it again. It opens and I’m looking at the screen after it loads, then it crashes and I’m back at my home screen. I repeated this 6, 7 times maybe and ended up deleting it. Not worth even reading the description, let alone downloading. If I could, I wouldn’t even give one star. My note to the developer: buy better servers- and test your content more.

So, I can’t get the game motivated! Literally, I get 5 seconds to play the game and then I’m kicked out! I need you to fix this bug! I swear I’m really ticked off! I want to play it SO bad but I can’t because I always get kicked off the game. Please, don’t ignore this bug I would very much appreciate if you actually fixed it. I can barely look at the title screen and hatch the egg before I get kicked out again. It’s really frustrating for me to have this problem, I need you to help me and fix this. I have no problems except that stupid bug. Please, please, PLEASE fix this!

So I downloaded this game and I thought, “this will be fun!” But instead, It just glitched and glitched taking me back to my home screen. I’m sorry but I have to give it a 1star because it’s not even going to let me in the game. Also, looking at these reviews all give it like 4 stars and 5 stars, but I don’t know why for me it’s different... Before I download games I ALWAYS look at the reviews. Most are good some are bad. It didn’t work for me. So if you have problems like me with these games then don’t download it. Please fix this game pls.