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Squat Master is an iPhone and Android Games App, made by Zerosum. Today, it has gone through many interations by the developers - Zerosum, with the latest current version being 1.1 which was officially released on 2021-04-14. As a testament to the app's popularity or lack thereof, it has gathered a total of 52 Reviews on the Apple App Store alone, with an average user rating of 3.7 out of a possible 5 stars.
Best game where you only have to be the biggest by doing squats!
Avoid harmful obstacles, keep up hustling, and many more..
It is harder than you think...
Nothing short of spectacular
This game is the pinnacle of the achievements of mankind. This is the perfect culmination of everything we as a society have strived to achieve. This is exactly what we needed in this time of great uncertainty. The graphics are so incredibly realistic I almost thought i would be grabbed and pulled into the world before me. Combined with the storytelling, I may as well have been! It's so captivating. I highly recommend this to any gamer worth their salt.
Thy Best Game.
Thy human has a realistic graphics and physics. As Doctor Mike Oxlong, I conducted an experiment on orphans. Thou Orphans that twas documented were found to cry to their non existent parents. Thy buttocks jiggle was phenomenal. Thou game took up no storage and provided centuries of playtime. I do not recommend using an eye tracker when showing people though. š©
Brings most AAA games to shame
This game brings most AAA to shame. Super realistic graphics and it makes you really happy as she gets ticket and thicker. Bigger really is always better! Didn't think this was real when I saw it on Reddit but it is! 10/5!
All I have ever needed
I never knew a game could be so exiting and challenging. I would give this a 6 star if I could. I can clearly say this is better that Minecraft, no doubt about it!
Phenomenal
This is quite a thrilling and entertaining game. I got so excited at that cake part I had to switch to ā¬ļøš§ !!!! will be playing daily now!! multiple times a day ;)
Best Thing Since The Resurrection of Jesus Christ
A true work of art! This game is a masterful expression of the human condition and a bold critique of American capitalism. Any reviews less than 5 stars donāt see the beauty of such a work.
Bruh moment
If you see this you saw it from Instagram or something else -da homie bruh moment
Beacaus of august the duck
I got this game to see how it works
A better game cannot exist.
Haha butt Download instantly Saw this in an insta meme, canāt believe itās real with a solid 6 reviews
amazing
this game is great, my three adopted children love playing it. they stare at the screen watching as they avoid the cacti and poo cake and absolutely love every single second of it. thank you for making this gem of a game.
Pretty dumb and useless
The game has horrible graphics and is pretty much the same level over and over. Also I think most of the 5 star reviews are fake (or from horny 12 year olds)because they donāt talk about the game at all they just talk about butts. Also, This game is a waste of storage. At this point, Iād rather stare at a wall.
No change in levels
Itās the same thing over and over itās probably spy ware so you should probably check your bank
Horrible
All the 5 star reviews are fake, and all the levels are all the same.
Squish With Butt
Cool game but itās bad donāt get it
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