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Most people say it’s impossible to be perfect. The people who say that are the same people who haven’t played Flying Gorilla. This game has to be the greatest game of all time. Now, you may be thinking “oh, it’s just another joke review because the game is a meme” but this really isn’t. There are so many things that this game has done for me, I can’t even put how amazing it is into words. But, in this review, I will attempt to. Flying Gorilla has brought me through so many hard times, and helped me sustain relationships with close friends and families. It has inspired me throughout my lifetime and without it, I wouldn’t have accomplished half of the things that I’ve ever done. It hasn’t just helped me as a person and in real life, it has provided me endless hours of entertainment and continues to to this day. Every single aspect of the game is perfect. Is has a incredible story, stealth, racing, online multiplayer, in depth lore, humor, dialogue, graphics, and SO MUCH MORE! I’d honestly recommend this to not only anyone who has ever played a video game, but also to anyone who loves to watch movies, or read books, or any aspiring authors, or game developers. This is a game not done right, but done perfect. I would like to personally thank the game developers for making such a masterpiece, and for helping me through my life struggles. Get this game right now.

I was bored and troubled in my home during this rough quarantine. The only thing I had to provide entertainment was my PS4. But then a bunch of sick corona infested people barged into my home and ran for me. They were coughing all over the place and so I ran towards my room. I was trapped and the only place out was the window but I was sure I would Break my legs if I jumped out. But out of nowhere I heard the music. I was so confused and the door was cracked from the sick people barging in. The music grew louder and louder until BOOM, a gorilla was in the middle of my room and said to me “hey it’s me flying gorilla from my new app flying gorilla on the App Store” and he busted that window open and he told me to hop in his back so we could fly out the window. We were flying... like actually flying through the sky. He took me to the hospital to have me tested for the corona virus just in case they coughed on me. When we landed on the ground he told me this, “never forget this” and handed me an iPhone 11. I was so amazed that my hands went straight to the App Store. I thought, “what the heck are my hands doing” but then it took me to an app called flying gorilla and it was already downloaded. I knew it was destiny and I played for hours and hours until my test results came in. I tested negative and I was so relieved to see that. Flying gorilla saved my life.

THIS GAME IS AMAZING. Truly a masterpiece, I don’t think I have ever played a better mobile game. This is the actual pinnacle of mobile gaming as me know it. I would just like to thank the developer Kazutaka Tottori, this man right here is a legend. I have never experienced so much joy while playing a game. I always look forward to the end of class, or when the teacher isn’t looking so I can bring out my phone and play Flying Gorilla. To be completely honest I’m not that much of a fan of mobile games. I get them and then I delete them after a few days when I have gotten tired of the game. But this masterpiece... It will be on my phone forever. The game is so bizarre that’s it is just amazing, like it actually blows my mind. Whoever designed this game is on some NEXT LEVEL STUFF! Big name mobile games like Subway Surfers, Temple Run... they have absolutely NOTHING and I repeat NOTHING on this game. Flying Gorilla is a whole other level. I don’t know what was on the developers mind when coming up with the concept of this game, but this is top tier. Keep it up Mr. Tottori, I expect big things from this game. Don’t change the design though, just add more features, and different ways to use the banana currency. But overall good job! To anyone looking to get this game... get, just get it no questions asked. And tell your friends too!

Several years ago, I was in a dark place in my life. I didn’t know where to go, or who to go to. I lived in Wyoming, so nobody was there to help me. I went to Paris, to jump off the Eiffel Tower to kill myself and end my misery. I gave one last plea for help for anyone who might be listening in a better place. I jumped. As I fell, I noticed my shadow was getting darker and darker, for a great light was increasing above me. I felt something pull me up. I was frustrated at first, for I wanted to die. I turned to see who was saving me, but could not see because of the blinding light. Eventually I stopped falling, and started to go up. Up and up we went, higher than the clouds. It was the greatest experience of my life. I still tried to look and see who saved me, and who took me on this incredible journey, but the light was still too blinding. So, I just marveled at the sights I was seeing. It was beautiful. I shed one tear of pure joy and hope, and suddenly I was in Wyoming, standing outside my house. I looked around, and the gorilla was there. It was really him. I fell at his feet, but he stood me up, patted me on the shoulder, and took flight for there were many more souls he had to save. As he flew off into the distance, I vowed I would play flying gorilla in his honor to remember the one who saved my life. Thank you flying gorilla.

For all I’ve known I wanted a hamster. My mom would always tell me I wasn’t allowed to get one since they were “hard to take care of” I honestly couldn’t take it anymore I’ve been asking my parents for one for years, they always said no, yet they got my brothers their own dogs. I was sick of it I was going insane and all for what, a hamster? All of the sudden I blacked out, I was on a balcony I couldn’t control my body, I jumped off screaming for help. I wasn’t ready to die yet, I didn’t want to. Next thing I know I see a dark figure that looks like a gorilla with wings, it reaches toward me and next thing I know, I was safely at the door of my home. I made the figure out to be an actual gorilla with wings. Before I went inside I thanked him for saving me, but he suddenly whispered “flying gorilla “ into my ear I was confused, but went inside. I tried sleeping on the thought of “flying gorilla” I didn’t get any rest yet so I decided to search it up, This wonderful app popped up, I felt the sudden urge to download the absolute beauty of an app. I downloaded it and suddenly felt amazing, I felt as If I didn’t need a hamster anymore, for I had this game to comfort me. Over the years I’ve played this game, when I celebrated, when I cried. This game got me through many things, I just want to say Thank you Flying gorilla, thank you.

5 years ago, I was the lowest of the low. I had just gotten fired from my job and had resorted to crime in order to pay off my debts and whatnot. I robbed houses, mugged people in alleys, etc. However, I drew the line when I shot and killed someone for the first time, and had willingly confessed all my crimes to the police. I had been put in prison for 5 years and was recently released. I thought that my conscience was clear after the 5 years worth of reflection in that prison, but as soon as I realised that I still had rent to pay and that no one would hire a recent ex-con, I was tempted to commit crime once more. I started doing stakeouts on this local millionaire who looked like he could just burn money. During one stakeout, I got bored and decided to download this game, thinking I could kill some time. However, as soon as I opened it up and started playing, the game somehow gave me insight on what I was doing, and that this was wrong to do. I teared up as I played, realizing how stupid I was being and how I was about to waste my second chance in society. Now, with a clearer mindset, I decided to try to find a job once more, and was fortunately hired by a well paying company. If it wasn't for Flying Gorilla, I would have ended up in jail again. Thank you Flying Gorilla, for helping me get through a tough period of my life.

I was going through rough times. My dog ate my cat then my dad then my mom then my little brother. I was all alone no where to go. Then one day I was making my way downtown walking fast faces pass when I heard the most beautiful melody you will ever hear. Then I saw a gray figure coming down from the sky but I couldn’t really tell who it was because the lights were so blinding. The gray figure picked me up and we started to fly. I tried to look up to see the figure but the lights were still too blinding. The figure sat me down next to a pond and hugged me. After that hug the figure flew away. Once they flew away I got this sudden urge to grab my phone. So I grabbed my phone and went to the App Store. It was like my hands had a mind of its own. It started typing Flying Gorilla and I was so confused. Then with one blink of an eye the app was downloaded. I opened the app and started to play. And let me tell you when I opened the app to play I shedded a tear. It was so beautiful, then I saw that gray figure again I looked closer and realized it was the Flying Gorilla. I had thought the Flying Gorilla was a myth that my parents told me but little did I know that he would save my life. Download this app you will not regret it. And Flying Gorilla if you reading this I just want to say thank you. Thank you for everything.

I was 69 years old when i got arthrides. My mother (420 years old) was dying of cancer. I had deep depression and my wife had divorced me. I did not know what to do. I was thinking of commiting game end. But then i downloaded this app. I was about to suffocate myself when i downloaded it. My athridess went away and as i was about to go show this to my mom, i got hit by a car. But i was ok! I just kept running. Until i found her in the hospital. I jumped on a lot of patients on my way to my mother i finally aproached her as the doctor said “im sorry to say your mother has-“ i didnt let him finish. I punched him and then grabbed my moms phone then downloaded this game. My mom got brought back to life. I then went to my ex-wife and proposed. We got married the next day and i won the lottery for 6.5 billion dollars. I then bought 3 companies. Mojang, disney, and nintendo. I am now a world leader and am the founder of my new continent (i made out of devices ewith flying gorilla installed) i outlawed any other religeaoun and made my own. Flying gorilla. My new continent is called gorilla flight. I managed to buy immortality. I am the flying gorilla priest. I got away with murdering 3 people who hate flying gorilla. All hail flying gorilla. I know where you sleep. I will hunt you down if you dislike flying gorilla

Hello, my name is Jackson Mooring, and I have a PhD in psychology. For the last 30 years, I have been hunting and searching for the perfect video game. I have found it. This game is masterpiece on both a technical and Spiritual level. It has brought me and my family joy for many years, and it will continue to do so for many years to come. One day I shall pass this game’s legacy on to my grandchildren, and we will sit around the fireplace telling stories, singing songs, and playing the classic that is Flying Gorilla. Nothing has even come close to bringing me this amount of pleasure (Besides an orgasm), so this is a very special game, if it can even be called a game. More like a life simulator, with the Gorilla representing our soul gliding along the political and economic plane of our lives. Perhaps the obstacles represent our past leaders and their wrongdoings, and how we must avoid them to continue to our common goal; a zen state of mind. No more war. No more violence. No more suffering. To me, these three things are what this game represent to me. The Gorilla is the only being worthy of our exaltation, yet we do not give it. The Gorilla is the only one who can save our souls, yet we do not recognize him. My friend reading this review, do not give in to the crooked ways of society. This Gorilla is our only hope.

I was in my room browsing reddit I was -85 years old. By the time I was 0 years old I was pushed out of the womb and when I was about 2 I first discovered flying gorilla. It was the only game I ever played but then one day my I pad broke. I went 10 years without playing flying gorilla. I was majorly depressed and didn’t eat at all. But then I found an old picture of me, it reminded me of my I pad and the only game I’ve ever played when I was 2. Flying Gorilla. I downloaded it and instantly I’ve noticed the updates and I was very impressed. I thought flying gorilla was perfect when I was 2 and that you couldn’t surpass perfection. But these recent updates had led me to a new belief. I’ve been playing Flying Gorilla for 2 years straight now and can’t stop. In my counseling sessions I don’t speak because I’m to busy with beating my high score of 195,026,935. Both of my parents are dead because they tried to ground me form my phone but I need it to play Flying Gorilla. I have no wife or friends and my counselors hate me. My entire family is flying gorilla and I have no other purpose in life than to play flying gorilla. I have gained immortality to play flying gorilla until the universe collapses and nothing exists, except flying gorilla. I will become a new space anomaly to play flying gorilla forever.

I know it sounds far-fetched, but it did. It really did. It was August 12, 2019. Veronica became unruly. She said I had become an unreliable husband and father. My kids barely had 3 square meals a day because I couldn’t keep a job. Veronica was doing all she could to take care of the kids and attend night school in order to get educated in bio-physics so maybe, just maybe, our family could finally have a reliable source of income in the long run. As I was saying, Veronica was right. She was right about me. She knew that she and the kids were better off fending for themselves without me weighing them them down. She packed her things, said a shallow goodbye, and took the kids with her. She took my angels away from me. After spiraling into depression, I thought there was nothing left... until something came into my life, as if sent by God almighty himself. That thing was Flying Gorilla. Veronica might’ve taken away my angels, but now I have an angel of my own again. My angel, Flying Gorilla. With my new found strength acquired from this game, I managed to get a steady job with a steady income. I called Veronica and told her the good news. Veronica came back with my little angels and welcomed me with a kiss. We now legally share custody of the kids and are happily married. Flying Gorilla saved my marriage.

I was at the lowest point in my life. A meaningless pebble in a river, a grain of sand in the beach of our universe. Everyday I came home, ate, slept, ate, slept, then did it all over again. This happened for a continuous 15 years. I was fifteen when I found a purpose, a passion, a soul. This is my story. I worked at a Taco Bell. My mom was harsh and she wouldn’t let me watch hours of Troom Troom anymore. After days and days and days of work, something happened. No. That’s an understatement. Something enormously important and amazing happened in my life. There was a man that lived outside of the Taco Bell. His mother also kicked him out of the house. I knew that I had a strange connection with that man. I asked him what he did all day behind the Taco Bell. He said the two most important words in the universe. “Flying Gorilla”. I was struck with such an unbearable force. I saw a bright light then millions of Gorilla’s chanting “FLYING GORILLA FLYING GORILLA FLYING GORILLA”. Then silence. I knew then that my life had changed. I looked at the man, and then said “Flying Gorilla”. He nodded. My phone then lifted out of my pocket, went to the App Store, and downloaded Flying Gorilla. Ever since that day I have lived with the man behind the Taco Bell, with Flying Gorilla. We are living a happily ever after. I hope that you were inspired by my story.

I think that this is without a doubt, the greatest thing to ever exist. It has helped me through times of happiness and sorrow. This is more than a masterpiece, it’s more than perfect. Why do I say this you ask? Play it. You will experience things beyond your wildest dreams. And as a man whom has reached level 100 in only a matter of 3 days without sleep I can tell you this is the only necessity you will need to achieve peak performance and beyond academically, physically, and in basically everything. I wrote this on me resume, and now I own the company. My family is concerned with me, but I told them “I have reached the peak of evolution.” They soon kicked me out of the house, but now they’re begging me to come back in because I’m a multi-billionaire. I don’t need a therapist when I’m sad, because I have flying gorilla. I don’t need anything anymore. The only thing better than this game is making it reality. I hope I can make it a reality soon. Imagine how greater life could be, if you saw a flying gorilla instead of an airplane? Imagine how many lives could be fixed because of this. We can stop all world problems with this one single thing. I hope I could make this game known to everyone, so that one day God will be happy of what he has done.

The last few months had been rough. Cancer treatment was going slowly and my health had been declining. The doctors had already told me my chance of survival was drastically low, but something told me I still had hope. That was, until, I was given my third round of chemotherapy. All of us knew I wasn’t going to make it out alive, so the doctors thought that the only humane thing to do was to put me to sleep. I remember that day, when everyone was mourning, and visiting me for their last time. My son, crying, walked in, and said, “I don’t want you to go, Daddy.” We talked for a little, and then he handed me his phone. “Maybe this will help.” He shut the door behind him. I was confused until I noticed what was going on. The app that had been opened was beautiful, it had a gorgeous thumbnail and opening animation. It was so gorgeous, that miraculously, I began to regain strength in my hands. My heart rate went up when I heard the beautiful cry of the gorilla. I played level through level, unlocked everything, and by the end I felt different. My doctor came in and told me I beat the odds and, for an unknown reason, had lost all of my cancer cells. I went home the next week giving a big hug to my son. Thank you, Flying Gorilla, I would not be here without you.