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Hello, Coffee Stain Studios, in this review I will be going over bugs, pros, and cons. First off on our bugs list, a bug that I encountered was this: when I was space goat (Goatville map) I went into the fighting ring and won. However, I did not become “Slender Goat” as of doing this. I am on mobile, so that is what I suspect to be the problem. Second off, our cons list. Although targeted to be a funny goat game, you cannot have a mate, babies, etc. Also, there are no cops, firefighters, prisons, etc to roam in. Another huge factor is the graphics. There isn’t many pixels, realistic models, or animations. Don’t worry, we’re almost done! Now for the pros list. You have many quests, goats, and maps to choose from. Although small, the maps have many fun activities to keep you entertained while your goat ravages throughout the map. There are many Easter eggs, as well as nice little touches to really make the game feel action packed. Alright, now that we’ve gotten past all that, I’ll give you a short conclusion. Goat Simulator is a action packed silly game with many quests, maps, and goats to play with. Do I think it’s worth the money? Yes! In conclusion, Goat Simulator is the best animal game I’ve ever played. P.S. Thank you for reading this! You do not need to add anything to the game, these are just suggestions!

So this game is the best . Seriously . I begged my mom for this game . When I got it , I barely regretted it . Okay first off , the slendergoat in goat city bay is way to creepy. It gave me nightmares for 2 days. So please do whatever you can to make it less scarier. Second of all, I just need to ask this question .... HOW DO YOU GET THE FRICKING REPULSIVE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Third of all , I read other people’s reviews about this game . They all say that they hate the bug . But I think it is hilarious!! Like When your just about to heatbutt a cheerleader, crash !! 🤣😂 . Fourth of all , Have you ever looked at the goat ‘s neck 🤣😂. Fifth of all , in goatville , how come those idiots are holding up signs that say No Pointy Food !! Are carrots poison ? So keep doing what you do Coffe Stains .Sixth of all , Why is it called Coffe Stain ? Did the CEO get a Coffe stain on his shirt . 🤣😂 . This game is so good that people that say” I hate goat simulator or don’t give this game a 5 or 4 star should be arrested . It would be called the goat law . Anyway got to go . Bye Coffe Stains ( and whoever the CEO is )

First of all i would like to say that i have been playing the xbox, pc, and mobile version of the game, including the dlcs, for a very long time now. This game is certainly unique and is packed with content. This game is my favorite game. Whenever i play this everyone asks me, “but why?” I tell them, nothing, because i keep playing. this game is never boring and i never get tired of it, so thank you Coffee Stain. With that, i now go to my suggestions. Now these suggestions are not for additional content, kind of. First, if you can, a graphics update for mobile version would be great. Like the PC goat simulator graphics, hence the name of this review. Next, i would love if you could port PC content onto the mobile. Like just extending the map(from pc) and adding some other content from pc. Thats all, but i know its still too much to ask for. I’m just suggesting the next updates. Again, thank you for creating such an amazing game that we all love.

This game changed my life for good and bad. It changed it for the good because I’ve never been more happy than when I’m play goat simulator, but it changed for the bad when that was all I could do as it was so amazing. I’ve never felt more at home in a virtual world than in goat simulator. For a few months, my device wasn’t turned off at all, rarely running anything other than goat simulator. I didn’t sleep, I rarely ate, and never got up to use the bathroom. I had more pressing matters at hand- playing goat simulator. I did the math, and I spent roughly 2600 hours playing goat simulator, which is equivalent to around 7 years of playtime. To end my review of this game, nae, more than a game- a lifestyle, goat simulator is the best thing that has ever come to this planet, and you won’t regret spending time in this wonderful second life.

So I know that there are an abundance of simulators consisting of animals and such. But one day I was searching out some unpopular games. And I think I struck gold. But anyways, now I don’t know how much you earn by Goat Simulator. But my main concern is four or five minutes in it freezes. And it only keeps working when I go to the home screen and come back. Please focus on this issue. Please. Also, I’m not known by my friends at school nor my family to “spam” emojis, but here are some anyways:🌜🌞🌳🌜🐷🐧🐭🐦👠👔👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👘👵👨‍🌾👴🏿👩🏿‍🎓👱‍♀️😨😪😱😮🤭. Also, to show that I do in fact have christ in my life, I think I remember a bible passage and scripted it here: “Adam named the animals one by one “frog, cat, snake, etc etc.”, And yes, I take nothing seriously.

Oh my gosh I love this game so much!!! Me and my BFF playing this game. My favorite is goat lake city so awesome. I think when you ride the boat to the island there should be a better way to get back. I also think you should be able to invite friends because as I said before me and my BFF play this game all of the time. I feel like you should let the goat drive a car. I watch tutorials of goat simulator and whenever they are at the first one they always have different stuff than me and my BFF. How is that possible. I also think you should be able to unlock the other worlds so we don’t have to buy them. I asked for the other worlds for my birthday. I hope you take my advice. I love this game. Thanks. Bye👋🏻

The fact that you can lick something and bring it with you and accidentally hit something or someone is goofy and not only that, it’s a free roam game where you can do whatever you want! That’s the thing that makes it really fun, it’s super creative because I think you can be a literal bolder, even a giraffe, I have t say, the giraffe is my favorite. Good job on this game and for your last game you made called PAYDAY, I encourage you to make more of these cause it’s really unique and out of the ordinary. People would really love to see more of these and I hope you continue to make games like these! Have a wonderful day and take your time on creating games.

This app is HILARIOUS. Five minutes after downloading, I could not stop laughing. It's so full of absurd glitches, almost completely crash free, and so delightfully pointless that it's actually a great game. Reading the description, I wondered if the fact that they only fix crashes would make the game impossible to play because of all the forgotten glitches they INTENTIONALLY do not fix. But if you also think that, you need to get out of that mindset right now. This game is awesome, and the glitches make it even more hilarious. (This app is going to be the death of me. Often I laugh so hard I cannot breathe. So literally, this app might very well be the death of me. RIP WildDragonGirl1...)

like it’s fun unlocking goats but this is the most annoying bug I know it’s fun but this bug.... glitch is the unlocking goats like I was stoned goat and I got that kinda party girl goat then I shot that guy with the painting and I transformed and I got crashed from the game please fix this like I unlock 3 goats and I crash fix it also add a new goat for this::::the zombie card*from goatz*this goat is in goatz and its a free card in goat simulator take this goat hard to get like the way to get this goat is to kill 2 zombies and kill 2 spitters and you get the zombie goat so this goats ability:is to infect and make other zombies infect humans like in the real game zombies infect humans but not in this game so add this goat pleaaaaaaase :)

To Coffee Stain Studios, I love this game you made. I love all the hard work you put into the goat simulator games. I play the goat simulator games games on Xbox and iPad. Which brings me to my next point. My favorite part of the game is playing in co-op. So it would be cool if you added an online option of on iPad and Xbox, so I can play goat simulator with my friends online on Xbox and I can also play with my sister on our iPads when the TV is in use. Thank you for this awesome game, it has really brought me and my sister together. So thank you for this awesome and wacky game and I can't wait for what the future beholds for this game. Keep up the good work.

So, if you have a computer, Xbox, PlayStation, or Nintendo Switch, I recommend getting the game or it’s full collection (Goat Simulator: The Goaty, worth the price) on one of those platforms. These platforms have better graphics and more features than the mobile version. Wondering whether to buy this at all? Here’s one info: Goat Simulator is a game where you play as a goat (obviously) and run around destroying as much as possible. Your character options aren’t limited to only a goat, though; you can unlock other animals, as well as mutations of the normal goat, as you play the game. It’s funny, and I recommend buying it. The three small maps provided by this mobile version might get boring after a while, though. Like I said, I recommend the full collection on a different platform, which gives you millions of things to unlock and discover. If you don’t have those platforms though, I recommend just getting the plain game on mobile. And if you have a computer but you’re worried the game’s rated M, you can turn of all the things that gave it that rating when starting the game.

Ok this is a great game. And I can see why it’s hilarious to drag people around with your tounge (lol) but that’s the first issue. Sometimes when I try to drag people around the person will get stuck in the ground and stay there. Next is the other games. Please make them free so that we can all have fun without making are bank mad at us becuase we waisted money on another game. And about the goats. I want more goats with more things and I want more things to do with the already existing ones. And more maps would be good to and if that maps were bigger than that would be even better. Other than that this is one of the best games I’ve ever played. (Also the bundle to get all of the games in one will save you time and money than to buy them all saprately)

This game is, well... goat simulator, the only problem that I have with it (which is why I gave it four stars and not five) is that it needs to get updated, it needs to get iPhone X support and it needs to have better graphics, it looks like it’s being played on an iPhone 5 on every device, now that’s playable for sure, but it can look way better, I bet it can almost look (or look exactly) like console and pc graphics. So yeah, other than the fact that they need to update how it looks, it’s fine. Fun game, funny broken gameplay, everything is great, it could just look waaay better on mobile, and have the same soundtrack as console and pc, it’s missing some music.

This game is ok I love it but there are three things that I wanna mention the Repulsive Goat has a big glitch and it is whenever I press pow in water, my legs, head, and toung go everywhere. But it is funny so do not fix 2, the hex goat is funny but I am a Christian and so the thing that says “reverses evelution.” Was pretty sad to me 3. What am I supposed to do with the wale? Like I can’t control same with the jet pak I cannot control. That’s all. I normally don’t write reviews so I wrote this one very long.🤣😂😝 so also one more thing is that In a cemetery there was a glitch there was something with long legs long toulng long arms long head flopping aroughd also people get stuck in the walls I’m on a ipod so I thought this would work. Bye ps pls read